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• Hopefully it's not cold on Halloween, or you're going to have some chilly ghosts and goblins out there.
  

• Traveling in groups is fun for trick-or-treating, but remember that it's everyone for themselves when it comes to candy.

• Halloween parties are more fun when people come in costumes.  After all, what's Halloween without costumes?
  

• If it snows on Halloween, that's the perfect time to break out the snowman costume.  It's so appropriate, don't you think?
  

• Halloween is the time of year for frightening things to occur.  Be on the lookout for something scary!
  

• Playfulness is always appreciated on Halloween.  It's the time when adults can become kids again.
  

• If you're not scaring anyone with your costume, then you're probably not doing it right.
  

• We used to enjoy Halloween, but then that group of bratty kids came by and TP'd our house!
  

• There's nothing wrong with funny Halloween costumes.  Going dressed as a hot dog will surely get some laughs.

• If I were you, I'd never let me go.  Because if you do, the zombies will make me their dinner.

• If you know the witch who left her cauldron behind, please tell her that it's blocking my driveway.

• If you've got your toilet paper guarded and kept under lock and key, it must be Halloween.

• Even if you don’t hand out trick-or-treats for Halloween, look at it this way:  It's the only time of the year all the candy is on sale.

• Halloween parties are more fun when you've got a few of your scariest friends to share it with.

• Creeping and crawling is no way to get through life, but it is the best way to enjoy Halloween.

• Halloween is the one time of year where grown women can dress like hookers and no one will care.

• If you have no time to buy a costume, go to your Halloween party in a suit, and say you're a hit man.

• People who dress up as food items on Halloween should preferably not be allergic to the food they're pretending to be, because it's way too ironic.

• As a kid's costume, a princess wore a full gown and held a scepter.  As an adult's costume, a princess wears six-inch heels and holds a tequila bottle.

• The caveman outfit is the one costume that works for a man of any age.  Just put on a sheet and grab a baseball bat.  You're done.

• When you're in college, trick or treating still goes on at Halloween; it's just that the treats are performing different types of tricks.

• With the recent vampire craze, it's no longer cool to dress like one for Halloween.  Thanks, Twilight.

• Don't laugh at the people who come to the door dressed in costume on Halloween.  They usually have the best candy.

• Halloween is usually the best time to wear the ugliest piece of clothing you have in your closet and pass it off as your costume.

• When a little boy gets locked in the closet with a witch, it's the worst thing in the world.  When he grows up, it's a dream come true.

• If you're going to TP a house on Halloween, make sure it's a house you didn't get candy from.  There's no use ruining things for next year.

• Hell is actually a cold and lonely place.  Anyone who tells you it's hot has probably never been there.

• Believe it or not, cash works as a Halloween treat.  It's like getting a gift card for Christmas.

• Having a werewolf for a girlfriend isn't bad.  At least you know she'll never tell you to shave without looking like a hypocrite. 

• It's impossible to create an Invisible Man costume.  Everyone can and will see that you're naked.  You'll just be Naked Man.

• If you hate Halloween, it's only one day.  On November 1, you can start Christmas shopping.

• The monsters will feast on your blood this Halloween!  Well, maybe they won't, but they will make cocktails with it.

• Danger doesn't lurk at every corner; it's just hanging out, waiting for Fear and Horror to show up.
  

• Impending doom is worse than pending doom.  At least you can reschedule pending doom.
  

• Fear Itself is actually Fear's full name.  No one actually calls Fear by its full name, though, because they're too busy screaming.
  

• Anyone can pass as a "serial killer" for Halloween if they dress in their regular clothes and carry a chainsaw.

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