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• In the realm of the undead, their only wish is to be released on Halloween and wreak havoc over all they come in contact with.
  

• When the gates of Hell open on Halloween, your only hope for survival is to remain within the confines of your home.

• The goosebumps you feel when walking through a cemetery on Halloween are the undead's eyes watching your every move.
  

• When the devil whispers in your ear, mischief is your command.  Truth be told, you'll enjoy it well; just keep a weapon close at hand.
  

• When a witch enchants, you lose control of what you do.  There's no telling what she's thinking, but you'll be in trouble when she's through.
  

• Zombie this, zombie that, why bother with the undead?  Many a person has said that before one makes a snack out of his head.
  

• I know a vampire's bad for me, but she did a little dance.  I didn't know if I was scared, but something moved in my pants.
  

• That poor girl can't reach into her pockets, because a big ugly monster ripped her arms out of their sockets.
  

• The grey mist that follows you knows your destination before you do.  But don't let it lead you to your peril.

• Here's to you having a frightfully pleasant Halloween.

• Don't look now, but there's no floor beneath you!  Oops, sorry!  Happy Halloween!

• Happy Halloween to all you spookily special people out there.  Remember to have fun and don't frighten too many people!

• When the little monsters come knocking on your door, tell them to scram—forever more!  Happy Halloween!

• It's positively ghastly outside.  It must be Halloween!  You have a good one!

• If the werewolves are breaking out the extra body conditioner, it must be Halloween.

• Here's to wishing you a happy Halloween!  It's a regular creep-tacular out there!

• May your Halloween be free of pests, people, and poltergeists.

• Here's wishing that your Halloween is festive for all the little ghouls that stop by your house.

• When the weather outside is frightful, being mischievous is so delightful!  Happy Halloween!

• Maybe it was those meddling kids after all.  Who knew?

• All I wanted was a sandwich, and look where that got me.  Maybe they've got pastrami in Heaven.

• Life is fleeting, life is short.  That's what I thought, until I croaked.

• My girlfriend told me it wouldn't hurt.  Serves me right for dating a 22 year old.

• Here lies Mr. Jones.  The ghouls will be feasting on his bones.

• Here lies Persephone Isis.  Done in by her ex-husband's mid-life crisis.

• Did you really think using a saw for that was a good idea?

• Here lies Dracula…until dusk.  Until then, you can contact his voicemail.

• Here lies Joe from Poplar Bluff.  Died while chomping on a pizza puff.

• I don't want beer.  I just hope I get laid in Hell.

• Here lies the body of Mark Neesom.  Smothered to death by a busty threesome.

• If I wanted a dirtnap, I would've just gone to sleep in the desert.

• I suppose I'm the treasure that's been buried now.
  

• If you look closely at this tombstone, you won't see what's coming behind you.
  

• Here lies a famous magician.  There are no more tricks up his sleeve—only ants.
  

• Here lies a famous chef.  I guess he's the main course now.
  

• Even now, I'm being Rickrolled.
  

• It was either this or listen to every song in existence with Auto-Tune.

• Happiness is never having to say, "May I eat your brains now or later?"  Happy Halloween to you!

• You know why they say "tremble with fear"?  Because a person needs a reason to tremble.

• I fear that Halloween is upon us.  But spending the night with that special someone will keep your brain intact and your neck unbitten.

• Crazier things have happened on Halloween, but what's crazier is not having fun at all.

• Going to a vampire's party is a great Halloween idea.  You can have Bloody Marys, featuring actual blood from women named Mary.

• The undead likes to party too.  Remember that the next time a zombie stops by for a snack.  You're allowed a plus-one.

• Be whatever comes to mind this Halloween.  Unique costumes cut down on the awkward pauses at parties when two people are wearing the same thing.

• If your house is haunted, it doesn't hurt to make the ghost a sandwich.  All that spooking around works up an appetite.

• Halloween is actually like Valentine's Day.  Without horror, there would be no drama.  And without drama, there would be no romance.

• Fear is something that everyone experiences at least once, and twice on Halloween.

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