Funny wedding wishes
The words, “I do” have everlasting effect in the lives of newlyweds. Wedding is the happiest occasion in the lives of a bride and a groom. Nothing can be more binding and more significant than the vow of “for richer, for poorer.” With elaborate preparations and sacred ceremony, union of two minds, two hearts, two different lives and characters is a serious affair for both parties and their relatives, especially as this involves mental and emotional connection.
Owing to the gamut of activities and level of significance that accompanies wedding, there will nevertheless be needs to lighten the air with flush of accolades, floods of congratulations and good wishes especially with funny wedding wishes. Funny wedding wishes is a comical and essential tool to cool charged air of wedding occasion and bring laughter to all and the newlyweds. Care must be taken to avoid annoying rather than making the couples happy. You need to be familiar with the bride and groom for your comicality to work harmoniously.
Funny wedding wishes
- Congratulations! Remember that a man is incomplete without a woman, but when his wedding is over, he is finished.
- In marriage, love and laughter comes before blaming and shouting. Be prepared.
- Marriage is a prison. Welcome to its seclusion. Congratulations anyway.
- Leaving freely and happily without any life commitment is the first sacrifice made by anyone getting ready to marry. Warm up for the greater is yet to come. Best Wishes.
- Ensure that you grab classy wedding ring so that you can recreate it in due time. Congratulations!
- Marriage begets a child, be sure to get pregnant before marriage. Best wishes.
- Love is the sun that initiates emergence of the flower of marriage; soon the lovebirds will draw swords of never-ending war. Love anyway. Best Wishes.
- You loved yourselves and are so happy to be together; soon you will realize that all you do is annoy each other. Congratulations.
- You fantasize about lovely and beautiful things for your marriage, soon you will dream about living alone surrounded with motionless hands of time. Just kidding. Enjoy your wedding.
- It’s so wonderful seeing you awash with sweet smiles as you sign your marriage contract, soon you will wear same smiles as you sign your annulment papers. Congratulations anyway.
- Getting married is like killing yourself. Why the lavish wedding when you can simply hang yourself. Happy Wedding!
- Wait! Do you really want to sign that marriage contract knowing that it has no expiration period? Enjoy your wedding.
- At first, sweet moments, kisses and hugs fill the air; soon the sweet nothings and lovely whispers give room for arguments which disappear for quarrel and total war. Congratulations!
- He promises you heaven and earth before your wedding; afterwards, he can’t even afford to give up his salary for you. Congratulations anyway.
- Happy married life. I hope he treats you and stays by you the way he does when he was your boyfriend. Good luck.
- Keep rocking! I hope your love and desire for one another will be strong as when you are dating. Good luck.
- Bride, your husband’s bank account is now in your palm; groom, be prepared. Happy married life.
- I told you never to get married, but you will never listen. Congratulations!
- Are you ready for him? Though he promises to lay down his life for you but after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Good Luck.
- Marriage is so beautiful that you have finally found that one person you want to annoy all through your life.
- The fundamental of marriage is mutual understanding; soon this is what you will lack. Happy married life.
- Marriage is medicine to a blind love. May you find real antidote in your marriage Congratulations!
- If you need to transfer your fund faster than electronic banking, get married. Congratulations!
- Thank God you are finally married; give her everything or she will take all herself. Congratulations!
- Congratulations for the happiness you have been enjoying because after today you will have none.
- Your must be a dupe for getting betrothed to him; he must be madly in love not to recognize it.
- Now that you are married, it matters no more how many jobs you change, you simply will never change your only and one boss.
- As you get married to him, remember that you are exchanging the attention of many men for his inattention.
- Congratulations for your marriage, after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- All your children but one will grow up and move away—your husband.
